Fantasy baseball is the king of all fantasy games. A good manager needs at least a dose of sabermetrics, a good sense of value and six-months-plus commitment to his roster to compete for the big money. A relationship/marriage-threatening effort like that deserves a solid team name.
To that end, I’ve curated what I think are the 36 best team names for this season, excluding past wonders like Dempster Babies (he retired), Call Me Maybin, You D’Arnaud the Father! and Zero Dark Theriot. And I’ve added some of my own ideas. Use any of them, let them inspire you and if you get any complements go ahead and take credit. Baseball!
Bay of Puig Invasion
Max Scheisser Videos
Byrd in Hand Is Worth 2 In Furbush
Carlos’s Twatter Feed (for Carlos Martinez owners)
Bitches and L.J. Hoes
Divide & Conger
Can’t McCutchen a Break
Clark the Pedobear
A Song of Ice and Myers
Photo Credits: Getty Images
+ Watch “Off The Bat from The MLB Man Cave” starting April 1 on MTV2