Humans cry, and guys are humans, so sadly guys cry. There’s absolutely no shame in letting out some emotion — but sometimes we do it at the wrong time, for the wrong reasons, and let everybody know just how much therapy we need. Here are 10 times you should never, ever cry, at least in front of other people.
1. Your team just lost the big game.
2. Tears of joy when a girl tells you her number.
3. Thinking about your gerbil that died 15 years ago.
4. During a job interview, when they reveal the salary range.
5. At the bar while telling your friend “I love you, man.”
6. Watching the end of “Die Hard.”
7. Late night on a camping trip, because the stars are just so beautiful.
8. After sex.
9. Before sex.
10. Every time you lose in “Madden.”
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Zachary Sims (@zacharysims) is a comedian and writer in Los Angeles.