The 5 Best Girls To Rebound With

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They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else, but choose the wrong girl to rebound with and you may be trading in your heartache for a headache. Bounce back from your breakup like a pro with one of these ideal rebound candidates.

1. The Waitress At Your Favorite Bar

Chances are, you’ve laid the groundwork by drunkenly hitting on her anyway, and considering how many of your late night shenanigans she’s witnessed, it’s unlikely this girl will get attached.

2. A Previous Ex

There’s a reason you can’t spell “sex” without “ex.” Your prior ex is a great choice for a rebound because you can skip the “getting to know you” facade and get straight to “reconnecting.” Things also won’t get too serious, because you both know better than to try to date again…right?

3. A Girl You Meet In Vegas

What happens in Vegas makes you forget how sad you are, so grab a couple buddies and make them join you on an obligatory breakup trip to the bro motherland. Hooking up with a girl in Vegas is a great way to feel like a winner again, despite how the chips fall at the blackjack table.

4. One Of Your Tinder Matches

It’s hard to believe we once lived in a world where hooking up with someone was harder than ordering a pizza, but luckily those dark times are behind us. Swipe to the right and feel all right in no time.

5. Yourself

If all else fails, resist the urge to text her by putting your hand to more productive use.

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Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker) is a stand up comic with good taste in bad ideas.