Being excited for Christmas is easy when you’re a kid…because you’re legitimately excited. Back then, you still believed in Santa Claus and believed he could bring you any number of amazing gifts. Now you know Santa Claus isn’t real and you know you’re only getting an itchy sweater as a gift. Plus, you have to put up with your relatives questioning your life choices and giving you unwanted advice. No one likes a dick around the holidays, though, so you have to grin and bear it.