Today’s Dumbass: Man Sells Drugs To Same Cop For Third Time

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Photo: Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again.

Justin Baker of Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested for allegedly attempting to sell cocaine and prescription painkillers to an undercover police officer. That’s dumb enough as it is, but Baker had already been arrested twice this year for trying to sell drugs to the same undercover cop. As of last night, he remained in jail with bail set at $50,000.

To be fair, maybe the cop just has a bunch of great disguises. The first time he could’ve looked like a drug addict, and the next two times he looked like a sea captain and an astronaut. That’s a stretch, but there are a lot of costume shops open this time of year.

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.