Is that a mirror in her pants or are you just really bad at pick-up lines? Sure, most girls are wise to your usual lame attempts to woo them, but the surprising fact is that sometimes pick-up lines actually work. Just ask these 12 lady comedians, who share lines that have done the trick on them...but which might get you smacked in the face.
Jade Catta-Pretta (@thejademovie)
"You know when you bang a girl and then afterwards they want to talk to you and you really don't want to? Well, I'd wanna talk to you."
Beth Stelling (@bethstelling)
"Too many people say they 'love' things like cake. I like cake and I love you."
I am astonished that I let this happen. I think the cake part distracted me.
Brandie Posey (@brandazzle)
"My dad's the country's premiere Robert E. Lee impersonator."
Amaya Perea (@Amaya_Teresa)
In line at the DMV...
Him: "Did you lose your license for 'driving' all these guys crazy?"
Me: "No. I hit a biker."
Then we got blacked-out at sushi and made out in the parking lot.
Heather Thomson (@casualvelvet)
"I don't care about the strip club. Do you want to go shopping? I'll hold your purse."
Erin Lampart (@thatssolampy)
"I'd like to buy one of your mops."
(I was doing in-store, infomercial-style presentations in Sears. We went out the next day.)
Barbara Gray (@BabsGray)
"I just had the funniest vision. Of you sitting on my face."
Lisa Curry (@Lisa_Curry)
"My favorite movie is 'Coming to America' and I've always wanted to say, 'I've got a date with Lisa.'"
Total bulls**t, obviously. I gave him my number.
Julia Prescott (@juliaprescott)
"What's your name? You look like my grandson's wife."
Claudia Mattlin-Harris (@ClaudiaTalking)
Passed to me on a cocktail napkin: "Can I buy you a drink? Check yes or no." I checked "yes."
Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker)
"Do you drink beer? Wanna watch 'Crossroads'?"
Lauren Ashley Bishop (@sbellelauren)
"Hi. I have a job."