This Baboon Grabbed A Reporter’s Breast On Live TV [Video]

Groping a woman without her permission is definitely breaking Guy Code, and a baboon named Mickey could use a lesson in chivalry.

At the Lodi Grape Festival in California, TV reporter Sabrina Rodriguez was teasing a segment about baboons’ love of grapes. As soon as he was on camera, Mickey shook Rodriguez’s hand and then immediately grabbed her breast. (Perhaps, in her purple shirt, he thought it was a giant grape?) Judging by the look on Mickey’s face throughout the video, he was very proud of himself.

Although Mickey is obviously unashamed, and Rodriguez laughed off the incident, this kind of harassment just got a male gorilla¬†exiled from the Dallas Zoo and forced into therapy. Guys, we might act like animals sometimes, but don’t act like this…

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.