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College, if nothing else, is a place to meet new people. Odds are, 50% of those people will be ladies. Attend a nursing school and your odds are even better. (Engineering students, however, can look forward to much stronger forearms.) Here are the women you should expect to meet -- and avoid, as necessary -- throughout your college experience.
1. The Hot Nerd
We've all seen movies in which an awkward girl blossoms into the babe she was always destined to become. Take a cue from Hollywood and buy that cute geek in your dorm a new crop top. Mankind thanks you in advance.
2. The Nerdy Nerd
Forget Hollywood...some people are just too bizarre to date.
3. The Hot Mess
A raging party animal who's super fun, until she inevitably breaks down weeping in public for no apparent reason.
4. The Sorority Queen
Unless you're the quarterback, don't even try. All hail the man charming and patient enough to woo this high-strung hottie.
5. The Average Jane
You'll have some OK dates with her, but the spark's just not there. Like a beige chair in a beige room, the relationship just blends into the background. But at least going out with her won't traumatize you like falling for the Hot Mess.
6. The Obnoxious Best Friend
Always second fiddle to her more attractive, cooler gal pal, her only conversation skills are gossiping and complaining. As long as she isn't having any fun, you won't be either.
7. The Girl Who You Might Or Might Not Have Sexual Tension With
It's awkward. Real awkward. But neither of you makes a move. S**t or get off the pot, or just agree you've Friend-Zoned each other.
8. The Freshman
She's adorable. She thinks you're the coolest guy ever. Also, she's never handled a penis before.
9. Just One Of The Guys
Easygoing, friendly and always down for beer pong or a cheesesteak run. It will take you a full semester to realize you actually have more in common with her than you realize: She, too, likes women.
10. The Girl You'll Date For A Semester
She's sweet, loves great movies and music, and might even be "the one." But somehow, it doesn't work out and you wind up experimenting with the nine other ladies on this list.