Art: John McNamee
Superman fights for truth, justice and the American Way. The X-Men are sworn to protect a world that fears and hates them. And Batman...well, he just enjoys snapping criminals' bones. But finally, there's a hero to keep men everywhere safe from breaking Guy Code: Duder-Man. In the comic below (click it for a full-sized version), he's swooping in to rescue some poor hapless sap from a scourge worse than any supervillain: Blue balls.