Condom Machine Caption Contest Winner And Honorable Mentions

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Submitted by Austin McMann

Last week, we asked for your funniest captions on this sad/weird photo of a condom factory worker doing his daily job of … we don’t really know, but it looks like he’s running some kind of magnificent yet intimidating condom machine. You guys responded in droves. Thank you for all the hilarious suggestions. Ultimately, we went with Austin McMann’s caption (see above).

As his prize, he will be receiving 10 boxes of condoms courtesy of the great people at LifeStyles. When told via email that he won, Austin responded, “Can’t wait for my condoms, I’ve been unprotected for too long. Now I have no excuse.” There you go, ladies of Milford, CT, seek out Austin. He’ll soon have condoms to burn.

science-fair-project
Submitted by Pamela Weiner

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Submitted by Devan Combs

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Submitted by Kyle Phillips

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Submitted by Josh Collins

chosen-one
Submitted by Marco Artyom

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Submitted by Zach Lawson

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Submitted by Mathew Clark

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Submitted by Easy Money

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Submitted by Rob Godek

underpaid-never-laid
Submitted by Adam Hickey

worst-prison-job-ever
Submitted by David Brownbear

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