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Women's prisons are a hot topic these days, thanks to the Netflix series "Orange Is The New Black." Speaking of prison-related hotness, our friends at TheCHIVE (who are passionate about criminal justice) have collected lovely mugshots from all over the country, because some offenders should be convicted of first-degree sex appeal.
Suspects are considered innocent until proven otherwise, so there's no reason to dump a lady just because she's accused of grand theft. Even if she's found guilty, treat her like you did before: Compliment her outfit (standard issue), accompany her to a nice dinner (cafeteria slop) and never take your eyes off your wallet during conjugal visits.