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‘Tis the season to be drafting your fantasy football team and, more importantly, coming up with funny or obnoxious or clever or offensive team names. Ideally some combination of all four. Offseason activities — particularly those of Aaron Hernandez — have given plenty of fodder to those looking for material for a good team name. Not judging.
Already Anthony Weiner’s “Carlos Danger” alter-ego has already been beaten
off to death by fantasy players, so we won’t bother dropping that moniker below. We’ve also steered away from derivations of Manning, Rodgers, Brees and other established players. Also, adios to: I’m a Man, I’m Forte!, It’s On Like Ndamukong, Titus Young and the Restless, I Pitta the Fool, Forgetting Brandon Marshall and Gronk If You’re Horny. Without further ado, we’ve once again curated the best fantasy names we could find on the Web for the just-about-here NFL season, and added in a bunch of our favorites.
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3. Montee Ball So Hard
10. Gone Catfishing
11. Barack Obamanu
12. Cooper Clux Clan
The Aaron Hernandez Section
13. Aaron Hernandez Had A Killer Offseason
14. Innocent Until Proven Hernandez
15. Caught Red Hernandez
18. Kaep’n Crunch
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19. McCluster F**k
21. Mingo Unchained
22. Ridley’s Believe It or Not!
25. Four Skins (Note: Draft RG3, Morris, Garcon and one more Redskin)
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26. Dumervil’s Copy & Fax
28. Cromartie Gras
30. Geno 911!
32. Blurred Tynes
33. Salute Your (Cecil) Shorts
Annoying Arizona Cardinals Fan Editor Adds More:
37. Burning Down the Housler
38. Floydian Complex
39. Tyrann-osaurus Wrecks
40. Minter Chocolate Chip