Porn Sex Vs. Real Sex Explained With Vegetables [Video]

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We don’t mean to be presumptuous, but there’s a good chance you’re watching too much porn and not eating enough vegetables. Those aren’t correlated in any way, but neither is good for you. Overindulging in porn may give you unrealistic ideas about sex, and abstaining from vegetables will probably lead to high cholesterol or heart disease or some other medical problem (we’re not doctors — give us a break).

If only there was a way to educate ourselves about the realities of sex and expose us to healthy food options. Thankfully, we found a video that uses a variety of vegetables to explain the differences between porn sex and real sex.

It may not make you want to watch less porn or eat more vegetables, but it’s pretty funny and educational. We don’t know where they got their information from, but the narrator is British so it’s probably legit.

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.