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When you're a kid, food fights are fun. When you're an adult, they can be a crime.
Last night, police in Wilkesboro, North Carolina, arrested a man named Cody Sebastian Parsons for allegedly throwing a pizza at a woman during a domestic altercation. If you've ever burned the roof of their mouth on a hot slice, you know that pizza can be dangerous.
Fortunately, she made it safely to a neighbor's house to call authorities. Parsons denied flinging the pie, but she had marinara sauce on her back -- and pizza was on the floor -- so the cops charged him with assault on a female.
As if it weren't obvious enough that drugs or alcohol may have been involved, Parsons reportedly passed out several times after being taken into custody. Maybe instead of allegedly throwing the pizza, he should've used it to soak up all that booze?