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My goal in life is to meet, and subsequently date, a hot nerd.
And when I say “nerd”, I don’t mean the ridiculously antiquated stereotype shown on “The Big Bang Theory.” That’s just a nerd Halloween costume. Those are the nerds who were Screech’s underlings on “Saved By The Bell.” Lame.
I’m talking about the genuine, modern-day nerd. The Allison Brie on “Community” nerd. That, in my opinion, is the perfect freakin’ woman.
Imagine not having to placate a girlfriend’s crappy girl-interests whatsoever. Instead of watching “The Real Housewives Of Where The F*** Ever,” you could sit on a couch with her and binge on the new “Arrested Development” season for hours. Also, in between episodes, you could have sex! Bonus!
But it doesn’t end there. Imagine your girlfriend asking you to go see a midnight screening of “Iron Man 3.” How glorious would it be for her to remind you that WrestleMania is coming up? Or how about sitting around playing video games in your underwear…and having a hot lady there doing the same damn thing beside you?
It’s the best of both worlds, really, and it’s a growing movement. More and more hot girls show up at Comic-Con each year. (No wonder “Guy Code” will be there.) So to every dude out there who feels the same way, you may want to pay a visit to San Diego later this month. And bring your A-game.
May the force be with you.