Thanks to the government, tobacco companies can't advertise like they used to. That's good for everyone, seeing as how smoking is the leading cause of Slow Gross Expensive Death. And it's especially good for the ladies, because Big Tobacco managed to sell death while objectifying them and crushing their egos with insecurity. (Now only Big Alcohol gets to do that, but at least beer kills us slower.)
Those old, sexist ads are still good for a laugh though, so here are our favorites...
Obviously Skinnier Cigarettes Make You Skinnier
We Get The Feeling Her Name Was "Lucky"
Do They Mean She's A Tobacco Puppy?
The Sad Part Is, She's Not Skinny By Today's Standards
Because Mowed Grass Is Worse For Your Lungs Than Cigars Are