5 Pool Party Pick-Up Lines That (Might) Actually Work

Pool Party Pick-Up Lines
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Bikinis, babes and booze — it’s no wonder that pool parties are one of the premiere places to pick up on chicks. Use these surefire lines, so the only thing that’s hung out to dry is your towel.

1. “I’m not a CPR dummy, but I’d let you practice some mouth-to-mouth.”

Why It Will Work: A great way to make your intentions clear while showing off your mastery of the double entendre. She’ll probably think you’re an English professor.

2. “Your nickname should be ‘Pool Tile,’ because you’re slippery when wet.”

Why It Will Work: “Slippery when wet” is a reference to a Bon Jovi album, and hot chicks dig Bon Jovi, especially older ones from when the band was in their sexual prime.

3. “Can you call a lifeguard? Because I’m drowning in your eyes.”

Why It Will Work: You noticed her eyes? Wow, you must be different from all the other guys just staring at her bikini. (You’re not.)

4. “You know, they call it adult swim for a reason.”

Why It Will Work: Because she’ll think it’s adorable that you still watch Cartoon Network.

5. “Are you the deep end? Because I’m ready to dive right in.”

Why It Will Work: Suggesting that you’re a generous lover is always a great start to a conversation and the perfect pool party icebreaker.

[Disclaimer: These lines are not, actually, “surefire.” At all.]

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Sean Green is a standup comedian and podcast host living in LA.