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Summer is the season of state fairs, which are infamous for deep-fried monstrosities. Surely, eating one of these bad boys will be the greatest five seconds of your life…right before your heart explodes. Here are some foods you've gotta try, even if it kills ya.
1. French Fry Hot Dog On A Stick
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There's nothing crazy about french fries, hot dogs or sticks, but putting them together makes for an unholy trinity of awesome. As guys we love any meal that we can eat with our hands and without a plate. Now if only someone could find a way to put a beer in there...
2. Fried Twinkies/Oreos/Snickers
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If you've ever been to a state fair in the Midwest, you know it's possible to fry up just about anything. (You also know what a size 4XL Brett Favre jersey looks like.) Get in the spirit and enjoy deep-fried Hostess snacks, cookies, candy bars...whatever will clog your heart and give you a sugar rush at the same time. Just don't eat 'em if you were planning on moving at all in the next 15 hours.
3. Luther Burger
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Meet the Luther Burger. A 1,500-calorie hamburger with bacon, cheese and whatever else your overworked heart desires between two halves of a deep-fried doughnut for buns. Awesome. Also, it was invented by Luther Vandross. Even more awesome.
4. Pizza Burger
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A huge, pizza-sized beef patty with bacon, eggs, cheese and two whole pizzas for buns. It's the perfect way to say, "You know what? I just don't give a f*** any more."
5. Bacon Chocolate Cake
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Step one: Bake a chocolate cake. Step two: throw some bacon on there. Step three: Eat it 'til you poop blood. (It's probably the healthiest thing on this list, so eat two of them or whatever.)