The 5 Best Roller Coasters To Hit This Summer

Full Throttle

A lot of things suck about roller coasters: The pricey theme park admission, the long waits and the picture they take near the end that makes you look like you’re pooping. But we’ll endure those downsides for a sick ride, like Six Flags Magic Mountain’s Full Throttle above. Here are some other trading cards for the best new coasters to hit this summer…

Outlaw Run

Outlaw Run

The Gatekeeper

The Gatekeeper

Iron Rattler

Iron Rattler

Hades 360

Hades 360

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Charlie Kasov (@charliekasov) is a comedian and editor of Pride Incredulous.