While you were drinking...
- A dude is nearing his 1,000th masturbation-free day, inspiring a no-fapping subreddit for insane guys.
- A woman stripped down in the middle of a press conference. Trust us, look at the screenshot before deciding whether to watch the full video.
- Speaking of extreme videos, here's the original Crazy 88 fight scene from "Kill Bill" that, had it not been edited, would've earned Tarantino's epic an NC-17 rating.
- Jerry's a prop comedian. Elaine works for BuzzFeed Books. Kramer lives in Times Square. George lives with his parents...minor spoiler alerts from "@Seinfeld2000," the 16,000-word e-book about nothing.
- In case you missed it (and we don't know how or why you would have): Patton Oswalt's eight-minute vision for the upcoming "Star Wars: Episode VII."