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For most guys, the scariest part of sex with a random girl is contracting an incurable STD. But for Eddie Kaye Thomas, who plays Finch (a.k.a. "S*** Break") in the "American Pie" movies, herpes probably would've been a relief.
A couple nights ago, he met a 31-year-old woman at a diner. They went back to his place. In the morning, he asked her to leave...at which point she allegedly pulled a blade on him. (Dude, you're supposed to cook her breakfast first!)
Thomas ran out of his house and called the police, who sent a SWAT team to his Hollywood Hills home. The woman allegedly locked herself inside for more than five hours, and destroyed a bunch of property (such as Thomas's phone, guitar, lamp and dishes) before cops tear-gassed her out of there. She's now being held on $20,000 bail and facing felony vandalism charges.
The Blemish puts it best: "This chick really did not want to do the walk of shame."