Man Sues Exorcists Who Failed To Banish ‘Flatulent Demons’

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The power of Christ compels you…and, uh, the power of Gas-X?

In perhaps the strangest and foulest lawsuit ever filed, a Romanian man has taken four Orthodox priests and a bishop to court for “religious malpractice” because they didn’t fulfill their obligation to expel farting demons from his home “as they promised to do.” He claims to “still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable.” With their butt emissions.

Click below for more on this bizarre case, like the fact that–because the Romanian judicial system rejected it–he’s appealing to the European Court of Human Rights.

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