10 Moves From The ‘Mad Men’ Premiere That Work On Girls Today

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Last night’s “Mad Men” sixth season premiere was as long as Jon Hamm‘s junk is rumored to be, and (as usual) was packed with booze, cigarettes and intrigue. And hot women. Lots and lots of hot women.

Even though it’s set in the swinging ’60s, the episode had plenty of lessons for modern guys. Here are some things that would still impress ladies today.

1. Standing Behind Her Career

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2. Helping Out A Fellow Veteran

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3. Saving Someone’s Life

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4. Taking Offense To Awkward Rape Jokes

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5. Going To Therapy To Talk Things Out

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6. Supporting A Friend Who’s Suffered A Tragedy (Just Don’t Puke)

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7. Bringing Her Dinner At Work

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8. Telling Her She’s Good In A Crisis

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9. Reading Classic Literature On The Beach

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10. Having A Good Cry (Well, Maybe Not This One…)

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Kara Klenk (@karaklenk) is a comedian in New York City.