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If there's two things that guys love, it's greasy sandwiches and gangster movies. Well, you can now combine your enjoyment of fast food and organized crime--and even save the planet in the process. Consider a career in stealing grease from restaurants.
See, excess fry oil used to be worthless, but the rise in biodiesel fuel has made it a hot commodity among thieves. For example, Schwartz's, a popular deli in Canada, has had its grease stolen multiple times. So for all you aspiring Danny Oceans out there, stop planning your casino heist and do some surveillance at a local burger or taco franchise.
If you're still not convinced this is a good idea--because police won't buy your "helping rid America of its dependance on foreign oil" argument--keep in mind that Homer and Bart had the same plan in a "Simpsons" episode. And they would never do anything stupid.