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While you were drinking...
- Two Florida DJs were suspended after announcing that "dihydrogen monoxide" was leaking from area faucets. (It just means "two hydrogen one oxygen," a.k.a. H2O.)
- "Casablanca" and "The Godfather" are so much better voice-dubbed by the cast of "SpongeBob SquarePants."
- For optimal happiness, scientists recommend 106 minutes of sex and 36 minutes of work per day.
- Facebook won't give you a "dislike" button. Be more positive?
- Convict's closing statement to courtroom: "Eat a dick."