Today’s Dumbass Lured Horny Guys To Ex-Girlfriend Via ‘Casual Encounters’

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Credit: Phil Banko

It’s normal to want revenge after you get dumped, but 61-year-old Kenneth Kurran (a film preservationist at the Library of Congress) allegedly got a little too, uh, creative. Federal authorities have charged him with felony harassment for impersonating his former lover on Craigslist, and directing a bunch of horny guys to her house for “Casual Encounters.”

In one such post, Kurran–who faces five years in prison–allegedly claimed to be a “senior lady” looking to “meet a gentleman in his 50s that is Hung and that can give me some pleasuring.” He gave a “constant flow” of men her address, according to authorities.

The 64-year-old woman spent countless hours flagging the posts for removal, posted signs uninviting the would-be suitors, installed security cameras and called police “frequently, often several times a day, to chase away the men…enticed by these personal ads.”

Here’s the thing, guys: The best revenge is living well. If your girlfriend dumps you, just find a hotter one and then rub it in her (less hot) face. On Facebook, not Craigslist.

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