Photo: Arlington County Police Department
If you get so blackout drunk that you can't feel your friends drawing a dick on your face with a marker, then it's basically their inalienable right to do so. But when 31-year-old James Watson of Arlington, Virginia woke up at 5:30 a.m. to find a phallic temporary tattoo, he allegedly kicked his roommate's ass hard enough to necessitate an E.R. visit.
The roommate suffered a bloody, swollen eye, and hesitated before pressing charges against Watson--whose mugshot is a work of art, by the way--because they routinely played drunken pranks on each other, according to police. Except, y'know, the reported "malicious assault" kinda crossed the line.
Look, if your buddy draws a penis on your cheek, get him back with Ex-Lax Maximum Strength or Scorpion Pepper chili...it's a prank for a prank, not an eye for a prank!