Credit: Valentin Casarsa
Joseph Corlett dreamed of graduating from Oakland University with a degree in writing. Unfortunately, the 57-year-old's literary work got him suspended. Specifically, an essay titled "Hot for Teacher," about how badly he wanted to bang his professor:
"There is no way I'll concentrate in class especially with that sexy little mole on her upper lip beckoning with every accented word. And that smile.
"I've had a few worries lately, the first that Lynn Anne, my wife, would read this. But now I don't care. I suppose my fear is a good sign that I'm writing honestly.
"She walks in, and I say to myself, ‘Drop, mother (expletive), drop.' Christ, I'll never learn a thing. Tall, blond, stacked, skirt, heels, fingernails, smart, articulate, smile. I'm toast, but I stay."
Now, of course, Corlett is suing for violation of his First Amendment rights, because 'Murica. Click below for all the sultry details on this class assignment gone awry.