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St. Patrick's Day is about more than Guinness, corn beef and feeling proud of your Irish heritage (whether or not you're actually Irish). It's also about wearing hilarious, groan-worthy green t-shirts. Here's the best of 'em we found online.
1. Joyce-level wordplay
2. A classier version of "Erin Go Bragh" ("Ireland Forever")
3. Exactly how much tongue is involved in an Irish Kiss?
4. The feeling's mutual, surely
5. The most banal motto of last year, redeemed
6. Lucky the Leprechaun's intellectual property lawyers will be pissed
7. Still unemployed the day after tomorrow
8. Better hope you don't stumble into a highly-litigious boxing announcer
9. Eerily similar positions to the Irish Kama Sutra
10. The all-time classic that never goes out of style