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St. Patrick's Day is about more than Guinness, corn beef and feeling proud of your Irish heritage (whether or not you're actually Irish). It's also about wearing hilarious, groan-worthy green t-shirts. Here's the best of 'em we found online.
1. Joyce-level wordplay

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2. A classier version of "Erin Go Bragh" ("Ireland Forever")

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3. Exactly how much tongue is involved in an Irish Kiss?

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4. The feeling's mutual, surely

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5. The most banal motto of last year, redeemed

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6. Lucky the Leprechaun's intellectual property lawyers will be pissed

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7. Still unemployed the day after tomorrow

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8. Better hope you don't stumble into a highly-litigious boxing announcer

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9. Eerily similar positions to the Irish Kama Sutra

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10. The all-time classic that never goes out of style

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