10 Celebrity PDA Fails [Photos]

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PDA is usually the last thing you want to see, but sometimes it bombs so hard that it’s actually entertaining. Sure, these celebrities might look great, but public making out isn’t attractive for anyone. If they can’t pull it off, you sure as hell can’t.

1. Nick Cannon does NOT like Mariah Carey’s lip gloss flavor

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2. Jessica Simpson, passionate photographer

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3. Sandra Bullock tries to suck Meryl Streep’s talent through her mouth

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4. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, as sexy as Barbie and Ken dolls

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5. Hugh Hefner, living the dream

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6. Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” bites off more than he can chew

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7. Vampire blue balls

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8. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in happier times

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9. Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose should start a line of magnetic tongue rings

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10. Courtney Stodden and her dad-aged husband, creeping everyone out

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Kara Klenk (@karaklenk) is a comedian in New York City.