The Best/Creepiest Songs About MILFs


Moms are great, especially our favorite kind: HOT ones. MILFs, cougars–whatever you want to call them, let’s all give thanks by making a playlist of songs devoted to fantasizing about other people’s mothers. (Key words being “other people’s.”)

1. “Stacy’s Mom”- Fountains of Wayne

This is the gold standard of all MILF songs, made even better by its awesome music video, which perfectly sums up what it’s like to pine for your lame girlfriend’s supermodel mom. We’ve all been there, kid.

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2. “Yo Mama”- Butterfingers

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“Yo mama’s on the top of my things-to-do list.” Not gonna lie, this song is really horrible, kind of creepy and definitely disgusting. But it gets points for pervy creativity.

3. “Grown Woman”- Mary J. Blige

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“Tell your mama you in love with a grown woman.” It doesn’t surprise us that Blige would have the balls to make a song about herself as a MILF, but it works because she gives off that whole “shut up, I’m the boss” vibe. Whatever you say, M.J.

4. “Maggie May”- Rod Stewart

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Poor Rod. You’ve gotta feel bad for the guy as he croons about how some big mean MILF broke his heart. But it couldn’t have been all bad if she “wore me out” and “wrecked my bed,” right?

5. “I Got It From My Mama”-

This ode to the wonders of genetics is for the hot moms AND their hot daughters.

6. “Mrs. Robinson”- Simon and Garfunkel


The MILF song that started it all. It might be old-fashioned, but if you’ve ever seen “The Graduate,” you know Mrs. Robinson was an insanely seductive mom, even by today’s standards. “Whoa, whoa, whoa” is right.

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Madeline Roth (@MadelineRoth1) goes to THE BrOhio State University.