5 Spring Break Tips We Learned From 'Spring Breakers'

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Spring break is only weeks away, and "Disney Channel Starlets Gone Wild" "Spring Breakers," starring Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, is here to help you prep. This movie isn't the romantic comedy you'd expect your younger sister to watch. It's violent and gritty and shows these actresses with formerly innocent reputations running around half-naked, robbing restaurants and plotting murders. You know, the stuff spring break dreams are made of: Sex, booze, money and bikinis.

Also featuring James Franco and Gucci Mane, the film hits theaters at the end of March, and we've already picked up some spring break lessons. Check 'em out and watch the trailer after the cut.

1. Chicks On Vacation Overlook Your Bad Decisions

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Even if you sport a poor wardrobe or hair choice (see: James Franco above), you still have a shot at the ladies. Or maybe it just works for him because he's James Franco. Either way, no better place to redefine yourself than the tropics.

2. Life Is About Bikinis And Big Booties

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We haven't heard a better motto since the motto. Someone put this on a motivational poster and send it to our office.

3. Don't Trust Anyone Named Alien

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One moment you're robbing a food joint to afford booze, and the next you're plotting murder and suffering from a serious sell-my-own-grandmother-for-coke addiction. What's in a name? Everything.

4. Only Have Threesomes With Strangers

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Avoid drama at all costs. Don't have threesomes with a girlfriend, chicks from your school...or even girls staying on the same hotel floor.

5. Go Wild

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Crazy s*** happens in this film, but the girls are certainly having fun. And if Drake's taught us anything, it's that you only live once, so enjoy it. (But also remember you only die once, so enjoy spring break responsibly.)

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