Old Fat Men In Baseball Uniforms [Photos]

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With springtime right around the corner, we’ve gotta start getting back in shape. Ladies aren’t too attracted to the holiday pounds, especially when it’s beach season. And since baseball season is also right around the corner, we’re giving you some inspiration for hitting the gym. Here’s a look at the grossest bodies in professional athletics: Major League Baseball coaches.

1. Clint Hurdle

Pittsburgh Pirates Photo Day
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Black is slimming, but it ain’t that slimming.

2. Charlie Manuel

Colorado Rockies v Philadelphia Phillies - Game One
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The Phillies manager… running?

3. Dusty Baker

Milwaukee Brewers v Cincinnati Reds
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He’s perfected the “I-used-to-look-super-awesome-in-the-’70s” look.

4. Don Zimmer

New York Yankees v Tampa Bay Rays
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Just think of this whenever you want to skip the treadmill.

5. Mike Scioscia

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim v Colorado Rockies
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The 2002 World Series-winning manager is either arguing a call for his team, or describing how sweet the hot dogs look in the stands.

6. Ron Gardenhire

Detroit Tigers v Minnesota Twins
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Hide under your jacket all you want. We know what’s going on.

7. Don Baylor

Arizona Diamondbacks Photo Day
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No Photoshop was used in the creation of this gut.

8. Tommy Lasorda

San Francisco Giants v Los Angeles Dodgers
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Sadly, Mr. Lasorda passed away three years before this picture was taken.

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Zachary Sims (@zacharysims) is a comedian, writer and admirer of all pants.