Go on Facebook today (as if you haven't already) and take a look at the photos girls are posting. Don't do it in a creepy, stalk-your-ex way, just scan though your news feed.
You'll notice a lot of similar poses, poses that guy don't do, nor should they. Guys are just as guilty as women when it comes to posting similar photos, like shots emphasizing their biceps or nice cars they don't own. However, girls have a staple of seven common poses they all do and men never can, otherwise they look ridiculous--as proven by the photos below.
Sorority Girl Squat
A bunch of men thrusting their butts backwards and their heads forward does not convey the image most fraternities wish to put forward.
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It's just hard for guys to look cool making that pose. This could all have been different had Utah Jazz superstar Karl Malone made jazz hands after he dunked or blocked shots.
Faces Close Together
In some countries it's common for men to touch faces or kiss each other on the cheek, but not in America. Unless it's before a boxing match, then it's OK to put your face really close to another guy's for a really long time.
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For guys, the boob grab is only a good move if you're a sumo wrestler.
If a guy is going to show his butt in a photo, it's only to show his bare butt for a prank.
The body hair poses an unattractive problem.
If a guy is showing off his arm in a photo, it should only be to highlight his biceps.