50 Words That Make Every Guy Laugh, No Matter How Mature

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Whether you like it or not, you’ll become less juvenile over time. Stuff that used to seem funny will just seem mean. You’ll treat others with more respect. There are, however, little things that will always make us laugh to ourselves.

As men, we can’t help hearing certain words or phrases that remind us how immature we really are. We still can’t sit through a Science Channel program that mentions a “black hole” without cracking up. Here’s 50 more words that will forever prevent us from being fully grown up.

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1. Balls
2. Nippy
3. Load
4. Clam
5. Titmouse
6. Footlong
7. Uranus
8. Free Willy
9. Butts
10. Sixty-Nine
11. Squirt
12. Snatched
13. Crack
14. Blowhole
15. Seamen
16. Tool
17. Incontinent
18. Douche
19. Hurl
20. Munch
21. Shaft
22. Head
23. Boobs
24. Jugs
25. Junk
26. Pussy Willow
27. Lube
28. Ram
29. Manhood
30. Wiener
31. Sack
32. Teat
33. Swallow
34. Moist
35. Boner
36. Eat Out
37. That’s What She Said
38. Bowel
39. Jerking
40. Oral Exam
41. Dong
42. Chute
43. Erection Set
44. Chubby
45. Cream
46. Rim
47. Musky
48. Manhole
49. Facial
50. Dick Butkus

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RG Daniels (@RGDaniels) is a comedian and writer in Brooklyn, NY.