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While you were drinking…
- The Miami Heat did a Harlem Shake video, and it’s the best one yet.
- YouPorn has offered Miss Teen Delaware USA $250,000 to be their spokesperson.
- Australian silver medalist Michelle Jenneke tweeted us a picture of her butt.
- Ballbreaking comic Andrew Dice Clay says he has a podcast series that’s “in the works.”
- So this exists: A trailer for a 83-minute movie titled “A Talking Cat!?!”.
- Babe of the Day is the intoxicating Estonian Kristi Wright.
- The Iranian government has commissioned snipers to take out 11-pound rats that have taken over the capital. Seriously.
- Here’s an eight-minute, Halle Berry-free James Bond tribute that the Oscars should have televised instead.