I purchased my first Suicide Girls' membership with money I earned from stocking grocery store shelves, which should give you an idea of how long I've been a fan. Back when I lived in Phoenix, I used be a roller derby commentator for free (not even free beer) because I just liked to be around sexy tattooed girls. So when Suicide Girls' sent me a press copy of their new book "Hard Girls, Soft Light," I knew I've truly arrived.
They were even nice enough to send me photos of my favorite tattoos from the book, which we profile below. The nudity is cropped out [because we're a family destination at MTV], but you still don't want to be caught browsing these photos at work.
Casanova's Gun Show

Say Hello To Janette's Little Friend

Taste Rambo's Forbidden Fruit

Dueling Ships Behind Cruella's Thighs

Kemper's Rose Between Her Legs

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