"Whipped." "Henpecked." "Wife-ridden." Whatever phrase you prefer, your chick runs your s***. You're apologizing for something inconsequential every minute, and wearing a bright red cardigan to brunch with her friends every weekend.
There's a few specific types of girls who whip their guys. If any or all of these text conversations look familiar, maybe it's time to hop on a boat and find some of those other fish in the sea. (Names have been changed to protect the guilty.)
+ For more on being whipped, watch "Guy Code" tonight at 11/10c on MTV2
The Passive-Aggressive Queen
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