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The NBA All-Star Game is upon us and we can't wait to bask in the glow of the league's best players on Sunday. But what about the players who won't be there? You know, the worst in the league (who still made the ballot)? Why not pit them against one another?
An NBA All-Scrub Game would be just the thing to revitalize the general malaise plaguing ASG weekend. Here's our starting lineups...
For The East...
1. Gerald Henderson Jr.
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It's not his fault that he's on the Bobcats. Being a so-so player while playing on one of the league's worst teams is all on him, though. Good for a highlight or two, but few clamor for his services.
2. Rodney Stuckey
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He will always be known as the guy who pushed Chauncey Billups out of Detroit. That's not quite fair, but he hasn't helped his cause by routinely missing shots.
3. Omri Casspi
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Another case of a young guy showing promise until the sophomore slump sets in. You can't have much confidence as a bench warmer in Cleveland of all places.
4. Samuel Dalembert
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This guy has a knack for making the ballot, even there's a snowball's chance in hell of him making the trip. You can't fault him for having a great agent though; this guy has made over $70 MILLION to only be "all right" at pro ball.
5. Byron Mullens
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Seeing a weird-looking center hit threes is kinda like a sideshow act anyway. Byron would be a perfect choice here.
For the West...
1. Darren Collinson
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His life as a consolation prize for Deron Williams has been rough, even though he'll give you a good game once in awhile. Off to the scrub game you go, sir!
2. Tony Allen
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The prototypical, solid perimeter defender with Sunday league scoring ability. He's PERFECT for this match up, as he'll make s***ty wing scorers even s***tier.
3. Shawn Marion
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Hey, remember him? Marion has the distinct honor of being awkward and past his prime. Plus, he can share turnovers and join Tony Allen in trolling the East's nonexistent perimeter scoring.
4. Derrick Favors
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The former number-two pick hasn't quite found his footing in the NBA. Derrick's inconsistent output makes him a prime candidate for this outing.
5. Kendrick Perkins
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We'd crack jokes, but he's an intimidating dude. Just not enough to play an intimidating game.
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