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You might feel all alone today if you don't have a girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you have to spend the night shooting your cupid's arrow into a dirty sock. Single ladies are more available than ever on Valentine's Day; it's like Christmas for bachelors. Here are the places to troll, if you don't mind the scent of desperation.
1. Anti-Valentine's Day Bash
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Whether it's in Williamsburg, Brooklyn or Bushwick, Brooklyn or perhaps even Bed Stuy, Brooklyn, single hipsters gather to pretend they don't need to be loved. Naturally, these parties always lead to lovemaking.
2. The Candy Aisle
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Pop into a chain drug store as the night winds down and head for the seasonal chocolate section, where you'll find lonely ladies longing for now-discounted Russell Stover heart boxes. Two-for-one? How 'bout we self-checkout now?
3. Classy Wine Bar
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She spent the previous 364 days trying to meet a man, and now she's drowning her sorrows with $15-per-glass Malbec. The good news is you won't face much competition here, because single men don't go to these TV-less places. Show her you know how to sniff, swirl and sip like a champ.
4. Gay Bar
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She's partying with her gay pals 'cause she knows she's emotionally vulnerable tonight and prone to make a poor decision. That's where you come in, acting all sensitive and caring and "curious" about what it's like to be with a woman.
5. Strip Club
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There's no lamer place for a man to spend Valentine's Day than at the local peel joint. Fair enough. But it's also full of naked dancing women as single as the amount of singles you have in your wallet. Strippers need love too.
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