Mansumer Reports: The Invisible Dress (If She's Horny)

Credit: Roosegaarde

Every guy wonders how many of his female coworkers and fellow bar patrons find him sexually attractive. Well, the fashion industry might've solved this mystery. The prototype "Intimacy 2.0" dress from Daan Roosegaarde supposedly becomes transparent when a woman is turned on, thanks to heartbeat-reading "e-foils." (It's the biggest technological advancement in clothing since Hypercolor.)

Sounds awesome, right? The future will be full of naked women everywhere? Maybe, but this dress could actually complicate things. No matter how much your girlfriend is into you, you're not the most attractive guy in the world. What if her dress turns invisible for your roommate or best friend? (Now you're angry and aroused.)

And what if guys are subsequently expected to wear invisible trousers? Isn't airport security embarrassing enough? Here's the promo video, so decide for yourself:

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.

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