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Guys lie to girls. Girls lie to guys. And that's how society functions. You've probably told plenty of whoppers to the ladies, from "I'll come right home after work" to "your sister is not that attractive." Well, they're fibbing right back, as Dumb As A Blog points out:
The truth: Seriously? Of course something is wrong. Isn't there always something wrong? If it isn't his mangled toenail clippings smattering the bathroom floor, it's his lack of empathy for the women on "Army Wives."
"I'm cool with you going to a strip club"
The truth: This is actually a brilliant subterfuge passed down by great women since Helen of Troy. The woman gives the man just enough room to do something completely ridiculous and then uses her subsequent rage to run amok for months, without repercussions.
"It's okay you forgot"
The truth: A man forgetting important events is like a terrorist attack on a woman's heart. Though she may move on, she'll have to bear the scars of that fateful day forever.