The 5 Drunkest Mardi Gras Fails Ever Caught On Video

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Now that the Super Bowl madness is over, New Orleans can return to its normal madness. Tuesday is Mardi Gras, everyone’s favorite drunken s*** show. If you go down to celebrate, be warned: What happens in Vegas might stay in Vegas, but what happens in the Big Easy stays on YouTube.

1. Rude Awakening

We’d like to think that when he holds up two fingers, he’s asking for two more beers.

2. Free Fallin’

Barricades separate the crowds from the floats for a reason. This guy’s the reason.

3. The Lone Ranger

This horse deserves a medal for being patient enough to not kick this guy and break all his ribs. Luckily, the police officer responds to the real dangerous situation: Somebody dropping their beads.

4. Baby Steps

If you want to bring a lady back to your hotel room, it helps if you’re able to stand up.

5. Hippie In A Ditch

This dude should try climbing Everest next.

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Neal Stastny (@NealStas) is a comedian and writer in New York.