You're Not a Philosopher, You're Just Stoned [VIDEO]

Marijuana doesn't just make you hungry; it makes you a philosopher. Actually, it makes you a complete dumbass, but you think you're brilliant. In this clip from next week's "Guy Code," Dan Soder and Donnell Rawlings mock the deep thoughts of weed smokers everywhere. And Chris Distefano speculates that actual philosophers Plato and Socrates were just blazed on bong hits: "They used to sit in a toga with their balls hanging out, claiming they knew life's secrets." They probably stared at their hands for hours too.

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