The 8 Weirdest Smelling Colognes You Can Buy

Credit: Burger King

Any smell is better than B.O. Seriously, any smell in the entire world, including lobster and hamburgers. Good thing those scents have been bottledWe can’t guarantee you’ll have any luck picking up girls while reeking of seafood and/or ground beef, but the bottles look snazzy, so it might be worth a shot. Here are the strangest, most off-the-wall colognes on the market.

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1. Play-Doh


The pitch: “Close your eyes and you’re back in kindergarten all over again! It’s amazing how the scent of Play-Doh can take you to another time and place.”

2. Cannabis Flower


The pitch: “The Cannabis Flower which is at the heart of this fragrance is illegal to possess.”

3. The Avengers


The pitch: “Everyone has conventional cologne and perfume at home, but we take it to another level by offering supernatural scents that will empower and bring out the super hero in all of us.”

4. Flame by Burger King


The pitch: “The WHOPPER® sandwich is America’s Favorite burger. FLAME™ by BK® captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”

5. Liquid Money (“The Fragrance of Success”)


The pitch: “Liquid Money is packed in real shredded US dollar bills. The fragrance is the essence of cotton, linen and silk; the materials used in actual money.”

6. Lobster


The pitch: “Demeter’s Lobster is a combination of the sea, sweet meat, and a hint of drawn butter.”

7. Pizza Hut


The pitch: “Do you love the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened? We thought so.”

8. Bacon by Fargginay


The pitch: “The time has come to uncover a new level of awesome. Unquestionably, ‘scent by the gods’.”

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Madeline Roth (@MadelineRoth1) would definitely date a guy who smells like bacon.