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Come hell, high water or a meeting place crying, “You’re going to get arrested!”, 20-year-old Portland call girl Christal D. Smith was going to meet her John. And she did — only the client was not a client but a member of the Salem, Oregon Police Department that solicited her services through a website, phone calls and text messages. (By the way, that’s a younger William Shatner from ’80s cop show “T.J. Hooker“.)
A genius she is not but you’ve got to respect her commitment to customer satisfaction. According to the AP, Smith drove 50 miles to the Salem PD, walked past uniformed officers toward an unmarked door where she tried to reach the dude. That’s Manti Te’o level gullible right there. Police arrested her on charges of prostitution and promoting prostitution.
Anyhow, we’re going to be at the 19th hole at Augusta tonight with Dave Chappelle, a bottle of Johnny Walker blue, some female extras from “Entourage,” 200 pounds of blue crystal meth, and definitely no cops, if anyone is down.