In tonight's episode of "Guy Code," the crew dishes about birthdays, a topic that makes us simultaneously nostalgic and excited and sullen. Why? Because celebrations for certain milestones are more fun (and less horrifying) than others. How can a bash ever top your 21st? Maybe a 25th or 30th birthday party in Vegas, now that you're old enough to afford it--and young enough to afford losing your shirt--but after that, they'll get more and more depressing, as you can see from the chart above. Or maybe it'll feel like a good time.
Tune in tonight for more on marking the anniversary of popping out of your mom's vag.
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