In tonight’s episode of “Guy Code,” the crew dishes about birthdays, a topic that makes us simultaneously nostalgic and excited and sullen. Why? Because celebrations for certain milestones are more fun (and less horrifying) than others. How can a bash ever top your 21st? Maybe a 25th or 30th birthday party in Vegas, now that you’re old enough to afford it–and young enough to afford losing your shirt–but after that, they’ll get more and more depressing, as you can see from the chart above. Or maybe it’ll feel like a good time.
Tune in tonight for more on marking the anniversary of popping out of your mom’s vag.
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