5 Toys You Should Steal From Your Younger Brother


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There’s a point in middle school (or high school at the latest) when it becomes completely lame to play with toys. If your friends come over to your house and you offer to break out the Hot Wheels or have a water fight, don’t worry, they won’t be your friends for long.

But when you turn 18, a magical thing happens: You get to reclaim your childhood toys in the name of ironic fun. Whether you’re living in a college dorm or an apartment with your buddies (or, less ideally, in your parents’ house) playing with certain toys can be awesome. That’s why you should steal toys from your little brother, or–if you don’t have one–from your friend’s little brother. Or a cousin. Or just some random kid. You get the idea.

Still sound lame to you? You’re missing the big picture. As a boy, you used these toys as a vehicle for your imagination. As a man, you’ll use them for pranks and parties…

1. Greet Your Roommate On His Way Home…

2. …Or Give Him A Freezing Wake-Up Call

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4. Get Out Your Aggression (Without A Bar Fight)

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Charlie Kasov (@charliekasov) is a stand-up comedian and writer based in Brooklyn, NY.