‘Guy Code’ Fans Share Their Favorite Boner Nicknames

On last night’s “Guy Code” season premiere, the gang talked about why naming your boner is awesome–because it sparks endless creativity and limitless possibilities–so we asked y’all to share your personal penile aliases. Some of ‘em are brilliant wordplay, some of ‘em are nasty and some of ‘em are just… um… perplexing, but we’ve collected our favorites!

1. Gives new meaning to book title “Curious George Takes a Job”

2. Different kind of probiotics

3. Also George Lucas‘s nickname, we’re guessing

4. Guy Code Blog contributor and film buff

5. Did we just hear the Priceline Negotiator jingle?

6. Super Soaker

7. This guy’s an idea machine

8. You look a little young to talk like that

9. And she’s buying riding a…

10. Explains the taste of coconut water

11. Concept for “Dredd” sequel

12. She’ll need a Sherpa

13. “Colonel Dick Fury”?

14. Um…

15. “A” for effort, “C” for creativity

16. Always? You might wanna see a doctor about that…

17. Works on so many levels

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