15 Reasons ‘You Know You’re A Fat Guy When…’


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Jeff Foxworthy made a living from the phrase “You might be a redneck if…” Today, we’re gonna try to double his impact (and his chins) with the maxim, “You know you’re a fat guy when…”

Keep in mind, you don’t have to be a bona fide heavyweight to commit random acts of fatness; every guy ruthlessly smashes his face with grub at one time or another. But there’s a difference between a few extra pounds and being pudgy, husky, chubby, chunky, large, huge, massive and eventually placed in a motorized scooter.

Below, find many instances of “you know you’re fat guy when…” For more obesity-related hilarity, tune into the Season Three premiere of “Guy Code” on MTV2 at 11p/10c, and join us on Twitter with your ideas.

+ When you start thinking about your next snack before you finish the one you’re currently munching on.

+ When you have the McDonald’s Extra Value Menu memorized.

+ When the last hole on your belt no longer fits and you punch a new one.

+ When you stare at someone else’s plate so long they eventually ask you if you’d like some.

+ When you go swimming with a t-shirt on.

+ When you shop at a “big and tall store,” and you’re under 5’10″.

+ When you fail the “belly test” and can no longer see your ding-dong.

+ When you’re completely winded after ascending one flight of stairs.

+ When you sit on a couch and use your belly as a snack tray.

+ When you’re on a first-name basis with the pizza delivery guy.

+ When you go home and your mom bakes something, she still lets you “lick the bowl.”

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